I puked a lego.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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