I didn't shave. On purpose
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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