I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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