Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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