Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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