Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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