I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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