she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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