C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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