Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
How external is "for external use only"?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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