he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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