I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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