There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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