Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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