My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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