Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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