do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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