this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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