if i can run in heels then i can drive
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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