I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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