there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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