With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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