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(763): View more from Minnesota

Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.

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(509): View more from Washington

Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you

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(410): View more from Maryland

She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy

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(251): View more from Alabama

He managed to light the Jello on fire...

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(440): View more from Ohio

Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.

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(210): View more from Texas

literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself

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(720): View more from Colorado

My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...

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