You're so nebulous sometimes
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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