How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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