He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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