ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
