Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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