Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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