Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
