So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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