Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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