This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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