Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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