If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's a Shit stain on my heart
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
