Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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