And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Is it because I queefed?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
