walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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