just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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