Are we in a gay sports bar?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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