this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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