Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You were trust falling into bushes
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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