omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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