I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
