Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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