very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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