So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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