The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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