Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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