Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
