just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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