so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My ATM looks so different sober.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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