is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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