Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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