She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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