Already got asked if we're dating
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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