I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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