Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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