he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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