am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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