You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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