my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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