Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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