i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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