Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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