sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
it's like iHOP with fire
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she peed on how many people?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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