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(586): View more from Michigan

One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.

(586): View more from Michigan

She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.

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(310): View more from California

I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(778): View more from British Columbia

You're perfectly engineered for doggy style

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(702): View more from Nevada

was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars

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(256): View more from Alabama

so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.

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(631): View more from New York

this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.

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(217): View more from Illinois

my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever

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(303): View more from Colorado

I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.

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